passively aggressive

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:29:27 -0400

bencrowther: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:43:47 -0400

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

"Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water. It should not..."

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:37:12 -0400

“

Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water. It should not require confidence.

Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe. Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.

You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh. It’s not about being “good in bed.” It’s about being happy.

One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.

What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you. Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.

Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be. I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.

I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want. It’s originality. It’s passion. It’s joy. Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.

I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.

“Good in bed,” what. You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you. Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel. This isn’t a test.

”

- Unknown (via perfect)

"When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to..."

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:34:53 -0400

“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a heck of a person.”

- Joss Whedon (via perfect)

hotgriddlelove: Being the bigger person means, deciding to be treated smaller And pretending like...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:32:57 -0400

hotgriddlelove:

Being the bigger person means, deciding to be treated smaller
And pretending like you don’t care.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 21:20:52 -0400

underthesun-and-moon: the-robot-condese: tiny-little-nebula: t...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:14:02 -0400

underthesun-and-moon:

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers.

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

Opens up my eyes

que-lindaa: lalalalopez: allthickwomen: Cassie Melinda Ideal...

Wed, 01 May 2013 08:03:29 -0400

que-lindaa:

lalalalopez:

allthickwomen:

Cassie Melinda

Ideal body

I KNO RIGHT!!

Yassss

iamdatfresh: How @Biteme_bitch14 pass a real nigga the...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 06:17:53 -0400

iamdatfresh:

How @Biteme_bitch14 pass a real nigga the remote😎😎😎 (Taken with Cinemagram)

Lmaooooo

theetoxicthoughts: onesteppcloser: i could barely get off my...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 06:05:38 -0400

theetoxicthoughts:

onesteppcloser:

i could barely get off my bed wtf

Fucking momentum…

He’s not human.

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:55:46 -0400

lolsofunny: This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:43:31 -0400

lolsofunny:

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen, forever reblog.

fuck-what-haters-got-to-say: When you have a good heart: you help too much, you trust too much, you...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:20:54 -0400

fuck-what-haters-got-to-say:

When you have a good heart: you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much & it always seem you hurt the most….

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:59:44 -0400

kayetrill: Gucci!!! Lmaoooo

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:56:02 -0400

kayetrill:

Gucci!!!

Lmaoooo

rosified: i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:46:07 -0400

rosified:

i know boobs are annoying and i complain about them a lot but imagine if one day you woke up and they weren’t there anymore like i would flip the fuck out and be pissed man cuz i mean they’ve grown on me after all these years we niggas for life

vacants: (by klsth)

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 03:26:50 -0400

vacants:

(by klsth)

volumesofsilence: pussymitosis: jamtastik: digitalskullkid: b...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 03:07:39 -0400

volumesofsilence:

pussymitosis:

jamtastik:

digitalskullkid:

brokebeautifulandfabulous:

write4life:

whoaaitsjess:

Redesigned DC Metro ads by Paul Weber.

LMAO!!!!

but why is this so true!!

true as fuckkkk

so

fuckin

accurate

THIS. IS. METRO. OMG

welcome to the DMV.

"If someone can prove me wrong and show me my mistake in any thought or action, I shall gladly..."

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:46:21 -0400

““If someone can prove me wrong and show me my mistake in any thought or action, I shall gladly change. I seek the truth, which never harmed anyone: the harm is to persist in one’s own self-deception and ignorance.””

- Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

(via ybb55)

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:25:29 -0400

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it

me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN